"Derinkuyu’s underground city [built around the eighth century B.C.] was discovered in the 1960s in Turkey, when a modern house above ground was being renovated. Much to the relief of everyone present, the 18-story underground city was abandoned and not swarming with mole people." #CrackedClassic
I have an idea for a horror movie. And since it’s in Turkey, we should cast a bunch of lily-white people to star in it.
Derinkuyu starring Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper
Derinkuyu starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Powder
Derinkuyu starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Keira Knightley
Derinkuyu starring Jeremy Piven and a beam of pure energy.
Proud to signal boost the Derinkuyu fandom any way we can.
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun