A somewhat decent waste of time

When really, I have none to spare.

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

There is a flashlight called an LED incapacitator that will cause you to puke if you look into the light.

The Guinness Book of World Records was Published to settle bar bets.

Bono wears sunglasses because he’s had glaucoma for 20 years.

A woman once called 911 because McDonald’s ran out of…

littlehazy:

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

she has such a way with words

(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via tyleroakley)

dclxvi-xiii:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

*curtsies*

(via linenea)

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

(via theholeinyourmemory)

xeno

n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.

(Source: dictionaryofobscuresorrows, via linenea)

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

(via linenea)

sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

(Source: missjraffe, via gottamakemytitsblowup)